⚠ No Rimming, No RSPCA, No Paid Traffic, No Traffic At All... Just ALL DAY SALES & Commissions! ⚠

[OMG!]Brand New Magic Button MANIPULATES YOUR COMMON SENSE TO Produce 

UNFEASIBLE RESULTS…. On Demand

24/7 Piles of Something You Consider Valuable… WITHOUT "Cost"… WITHOUT "Work"...

Newbie-friendly - Anybody Can Do This - 30 day money back guarantee

FORGET ABOUT WORKING AT ANYTHING… 

FREE IS BETTER!!

Of course it is! 

We all like the idea of getting something for FREE and when a greedy marketer links the idea of FREE to something you consider VALUABLE, they can make MILLIONS of Dollars.

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But the problem with the traditional way of getting that thing you consider VALUABLE is that:

1. It Costs a Lot.

2.Takes a Lot of Time and Effort.

And here’s the REAL KICK IN THE NUTSACK...

We can convince you that if you get one simple thing wrong that is so commonly got wrong ...

YOU WILL GET BANNED!

Sometimes without any kind of explanation other than you didn't know what the hell you were doing. Bah Humbug!    

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But then we suggest there might just be a way to...  

HACK THE SYSTEM…

To convince idiots who don't want to put any time, effort or money into a business to throw you $7, $17, $27, $17.77, $18.97, $19.07 or even the grand daddy of IM prices $77.77 for some brainfart that does something utterly useless that you can make out is actually useful and desirable by using the secret "SHITrr technique" where you simply link the ease of getting results by magic to something that they dream of achieving.

Then tell them that hitting the big buy button gets them that thing that leads to the dream...

Is it a good idea to ask a positive question about how it would help you?     

Of course it is! We want everyone nodding along and imagining their dream outcome and mentally linking it to a cheap spammy message blaster software we found and rebadged or had written by a Bangladeshi in a basement, then sprinkling some glitter on that turd in the form of some "step-by-step" video training that show you how to spam adverts for our other products all over BookFace and Google and in the unlikely event you have friends who as as equally gullible as you and you make a sale, you get to keep 100 percent of the 50% commission that you earn for a sale on our other bullshit products. 

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Here’s the thing...     We've got quite the following on our favorite affiliate platform because we pump out products just like this one every couple of weeks. 

In fact we've put so many out that it's astonishing no one has caught on to just how terrible some of them have been.

But forget about rules and morals, because we know how to EXPLOIT people! And now you will learn too and all with...

 WITHOUT Your Own Products (you just sell ours and build our list some more)

 WITHOUT Rules!

We re-import our unsubscribes over and over or add them to webinars they didn't sign up for so they can never get off our list.

 WITHOUT Limits

Except the ones PayPal enforce when they shut down our accounts for selling over hyped bullshit and refusing refunds.

A Wealth Of People Ready to Buy What WE Are Selling. And with this software you will be the one selling what we're selling which will make you an affiliate who earns commissions.

But it's a win-win situation because it makes us even more money too!

Plus we will have your friends email addresses so we can pitch them our high ticket version of this system called "Ultimate SHittrrrr Private Workshop" where we sell you a copy of a dead email list with 10,000 emails on it and tell you to spam more of our offers but this time keeping 100% of the front end commission because you bought our agency deal for $7777.77! You so smart.

And nobody to tell you what you can or can’t do… 

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With Shitrr… YOU literally make it up as you go along!

is a Game Changer

What this does is WASTE YOUR TIME, trying to earn commissions by endorsing our range of products for gullible people.  It Exploits a Secret Loophole Inside Of The Loophole that is inside another Loophole in the Algorithm of the Universe.     

That Gives You Access To An Audience Of...    

Over 2.4 BILLION Interweb Users

 WITHOUT advertising costs

 WITHOUT giving reach arounds

 WITHOUT actually thinking this through

 WITHOUT any money

 WITHOUT outsourcers

 WITHOUT any clue

 WITHOUT providing any value

SHittrrr Does EVERYTHING For You

ALL IN ONE POOP BIN!

INCLUDING... 

Shits Instant Results in 4 minutes*

Complete In-Depth Multi-Step Training.

See SHITERERRR 

“IN ACTION”

The Man Who MADE 

THIS Shit Up

A couple of weeks ago, a good personal friend Brian Brainfart (who's co-incidentally in our coaching program), approached me about this utterly spammy "hack" that he had found inside the loophole of the loophole, inside a loophole in the International HTML Internet algorithm that he's been successfully exploiting to generate a FLOOD of untargeted traffic to his pages which promote our products… And he explained how it works… 

 "You find a video that's currently viral on facebook getting millions of views & likes and has nothing what-so-ever to do with your target audience… Something like a man falling over in some yoghurt, or one of those fail videos where a man rides down some steps on a bike and it breaks and he mashes his gonads on a metal railing. You save the video and watermark it with your page. And then you post it everywhere and if it goes viral, and if someone types in your page they will see a giant advert for a bunch of products that lie about making fast money and when one of them sells... You get 100% of the 50% commission that the product pays.

We show you how to make a page with our products for sale using a low cost ClickFunnels account which you will buy through our affiliate link. Then you can have our done for you page where all you have to do is replace all our links with your affiliate links."

SEE SOME OF BRIAN'S RESULTS BELOW THE PICTURE OF A PIE CHART...      

INTO THIS...

FOR FREE!

As you can imagine this got me more excited than a goat on viagra who didn't need viagra and who had just been watching "Goat porn naggers VI".

Yes! I was literally rampant at the thought of how many of you would line up to buy a course that promised you massive results with very little work, even though what I was selling was the lame idea of sharing lots on social media and playing the numbers game until someone makes a sale.

Imagine having an endless supply of valuable low quality, untargeted FREE traffic generated for you by idiots who actually pay you to send that traffic to you! 

I created a software that will automate 80% of this useless process AND included detailed training showing you: 

1.How to use the software to promote our products.

2.How to employ the Shitrr loophole in a loophole "exploit"

3.Multiple ways to make money from the free traffic. In fact I am pretty sure we will come up with at least two.

This is 100% Free traffic

And Traffic means cash right?

 “Instead” of paying for it out of your own pocket and reaching really interested parties.

 “Instead” of working at it. Although do 8 hours a day in front of our software in exchange for a $7.21 commission payment and you'll wonder how we get away with saying it isn't work.

 “Instead” of doing real work and getting a real education in marketing by doing all that boring shit like split-testing and “Trial & Error”.

Not To Mention All The Sleepless Nights, Writing Content, Monitoring Your Ads Account, Checking Test Results, Tweaking and Improving Copy To Make Sure You’re Creating a Successful Campaign and Generating a Positive Return on Investment like a real business person...  

LET Shitrr DO IT ALL FOR YOU!

WE’RE CULLING THE SEALS…

And giving you a “PIE IN THE SKY, PUSH BUTTON (almost - your results will vary) SOLUTION’ 

Imagine getting our offers / products in front of MILLIONS of eye-balls FOR FREE!

That has always been a “Pipe Dream”.   It still is, but maybe(?) this will get you there!    

Magic Unicorn Loophole?...

YES INDEED!

And we’re not completely certain how long this loophole will stay open which is why you need to ACT NOW to take the fullest advantage of this FREE TRAFFIC System…. Before it’s “Officially” discovered by everyone just to be spamming affiliate links on social media and hoping to make a sale. 

In the past, you’d have to sacrifice something that you're hesitant to sacrifice to get the traffic you need… 

But not anymore!

This is the World’s latest, first software that exposes a loophole in loophole of the secret loophole in the Internet's magic algorithm 

Let me tell you why everything else out there is shit...

The real ways of generating traffic all cost time and money. Most lazy asses don't want to invest in themselves and learn to do business properly so we dangle this magic carrot in front of you and keep telling you we're cheaper, quicker, faster than anything real (easy because it's made up) and then we hit you with another ridiculous statement...

And that’s the best thing about this… 

“This is FREE Magic Beans that Actually Turn Into a Cash Beanstalk!”

We’ve ran bazillions of views and impressions with this traffic thanks to everyone who bought this same idea last time it was released. 

And some of that helped us make even more sales because it turns out all the gullible twats who think you can get rich quick with a push button that costs less than a blow job off a cheap hooker all hang out in groups called "My magic bizopp is best" on social media and most of them post Ads for our garbage to them and tell them it's great!

After endlessly releasing brain fart ideas, what we’ve learned is this… 

Most people “will buy” just about anything if you promise them something they value.

The trick is that right before they realise what a pile of lies and bullshit you told them to get their initial $7 or $17 off them you need to immediatly tell them to wait, that their order isn't finished yet and they can upgrade to the Platinum Plus Plus VIP edition for an extra $47 where you will supply more promotional material for your products so they can get to spamming the ads out quicker.

But let's imagine when they do start posting our ads everywhere, how long do you think it will be before they realise this just isn't working?

That's why as soon as they get to their download page inside the VIP members area that we hit them up to come on a free "live training" which is a webinar where we'll do all we can to make them spend another $1,000, $2,000, $5,000, $10,000.

It's vital they put up the BIG BUCKS before they cotton on to the fact all you've sold them so far is total crap.

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But right now our job is to convince you to commit by making a small purchase so we need you to imagine that this works.

We do that by asking more questions...

What if you had a LEGITIMATE solution that got you REAL FREE TRAFFIC that actually converts? 

Would that be a gamechanger? 

Of course it would. Now we just need to imply that this is a legitimate solution that really does get amazing, high converting traffic and money for free...

The REAL Problem!

UNLIKELY?

Let’s enter into another imaginary game of how rich this you could be if you had lots of money and were already rich, shall we? 

Could you make $10,000 this month if you could reach millions of people on demand? 

You know the answer to that… 

OF COURSE YES! - Durrrrrhhh!

You can reach millions of people with Shitrr who will generally ignore your post… 

How do I know that? 

Because this software is a hot auto poster we bought white label to and rebadged it as Shitrr and we are claiming it will get you “laser targeted” visitors (by which we mean absolute suckers) from the largest collection of approval junkies on earth… Social Media! 

There are virtually no limits to the amount of traffic you can run through your Shitrr system because we have literally dozens of over-hyped pieces of shit just like this one that people will queue up to buy because of what we tell them on the sales page. 

But the best part… 

These Fuckers Never Learn! 

 MANY OF THEM BUY THIS SHIT AGAIN AND AGAIN!

Real marketers know that “free traffic” is never truly “FREE” 

That's why real marketers invest in paid traffic, SEO, social media campaigns run by expensive (but worth it agencies) but we know that most of of you don't want to do any real work so we just tell you that there's a FREE way, and all the shmucks hand over money to find out what it is...

So it is neither FREE or EFFECTIVE! 

Then we point out hurdles that like...

The problem with paid traffic is you have to spend money on it and you probably don't have the kind of budget that a real marketer has, let alone the skill of converting those people into actual buyers.

So wouldn't a push-button way to advertise someone else's offers and get tons of people seeing those offers seem like a good idea?

Here’s an obvious statement...

What you need are THOUSANDS and THOUSANDS of visitors to your offers…

NO VISITORS = $0

Imagine getting thousands of real people to see your (well, our) OFFERS… 

Would you make commissions?

Dumb question. You already know that's highly unlikely.

But, who cares! All you are worried about right now is being the one person who misses out while all your friends who pretend to be wealthy on social media pretend to get richer using this system when all they're really doing is convincing you to buy this double chod burger with nob cheese sauce.

Well, you’re in luck because we’ve designed this to absolutely convince you to hand over your money before we run out of stock of this digital product, or worse still the price rises by a dime.

While other methods just don't work...

This one is under-used and an absolute breeze... 

Here's Some More Things You Hate That This HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH:

 NO Adwords

 NO Parking

 NO blogging  

 NO Running in corridors

 NO hassles  

 NO​ way this works

This is a “Game Changing” top secret loophole system that’s as abundant as something that there is a real abundance of.

AND IT’S ALL INSTANT CASH MONEY MAKING TRAFFIC THAT’S AVAILABLE ON DEMAND!

For 100% FREE, you can start sending GULLIBLE IDIOTS TARGETED TRAFFIC directly to Your offers. 

It’s virtual “traffic on tap” at your fingertips. And we’re even going to show you to turn this traffic into cold hard commissions.

Your “Time” Is Super Valuable…

Do you agree?

Clue: You're a twat if you said "no."

So now have to convince you of the time saving...

So answer the damn question...

Do you agree...  Your “Time” savings are even more important??   

 YES or NO?  or MAYBE? or PROBABLY?

Time is money, but money isn't time. We can always make more money, but we never get time back. 

It's a non-renewable commodity and therefore it must be worth more than money, which you probably have a shed load of.

Therefore... Ummm...

You need something that works FAST!      

Shitrr was made to QUICKLY getting a mindless robot to sit and spam ads, preferably for our stuff, all over social media.

A process which is designed to be marginally faster at doing something useless that no one would normally do manually anyway.

AUTOMATE processes that would have taken you years to do on your own...

How long would it take you to imagine a “Traffic Sucking System” like this from scratch?

Would it take you a year? Twelve months? Or maybe 52 weeks?  Or perhaps even never? 

The SHOCKING truth is that there are only two likely outcomes for people “going it alone”

1.) You figure out  that business and marketing need learning and that takes a while.

2.) You NEVER figure this out and you keep buying products just like this one.

Shitrr is a much faster and easier way to do WHATEVER You Think You Want! 

Dirt Poor vs. Filthy Rich...

And this system is as RICH as it gets...

You can use literally any cliche there, just make the middle word red.

If “things that obviously matter to you” really matters to you… 

Then you need to get Shitfest Shitrr working for you as soon as today or yesterday! 

24/7/365 (unless you want some time off) income stream all AUTOMATED to run on autopilot. (you are the autopilot)

Why

“Shitrr” 

Works...

We all think and believe that “TRAFFIC” = MONEY.    

Shitrr is the “World’s First one of these called Shitrr” software that exploits this made up loophole within a loophole that we can call an "exploit" or a "secret hack" for FREE MAGIC BEANS On Demand  

in 4 simple steps:

STEP NO.1

Pick one of our hypey bullshit products or even one by someone in our private circle jerk.

STEP NO.2

Link software to your Social Media Accounts

(a 45 Second Process, may be considered against the TOS of the platform)

STEP NO.3

Release The Beast!…

(Fuck your friends fast by spaffing ads all over your wall and in groups)

STEP NO.4

Withdraw “your earnings” any time after the necessary holding periods by the affiliate network we use…

(Painless if your PayPal hasn't been shut down for promoting this garbage.)

And that’s it!

It really is that simple.

We’ve designed this to be as “beginner friendly” possible.   

But despite that being all there is... 

We're still going to harp on some more about how successful we are and how much of a loser you are, then we're going to tell you that buying this will make you as successful as us, which it won't - but it will sure make us a bit richer than we were this morning.

NO RULES & NO RESTRICTIONS

In the famous words of the song, "We don't need no regulations, we ignore the TOS".

The biggest difference between REALITY, and this magic, push-button loophole is… 

With SHITRR... 

“YOU WORK FOR LESS THAN MINIMUM WAGE” 

Yes, with real traffic and paid ads you spend money, and you have learn how to get good conversions -  What a pain in the DIRT BOX. 

You can’t promise money. You can’t be too hypey. You can't lie and anything considered “get rich quick” like most of our shit is prohibited.

How do you REACH IDIOTS with all these limits? 

Because Mark Zuckerwossit (the one played by Jesse Thingamiberg in the movie the Social Netjob is a hybrid alien and is totally unreasonable), he doesn't want Ads that break FTC guidelines and the like all over his platform.It’s a massive challenge to get away with telling lies, while at the same time, worrying about the terms of service. 

In fact, it’s not just your ad that may not get approved if it fails to meet the advertising guidelines that exist in every industry ever...

These platforms actually have the audacity to reserve the rights to BAN YOU at any time they deem fit to protect the legitimate advertisers.

What a crock of shit!

Did you know that our very own, Jimbob was banned from a social ads platform a couple years ago?

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Why?

Because they didn’t like ONE of his campaigns that promised men instant cash and a twelve inch man sausage. 

If it has happened to us with our dodgy shinanigans, it can happen to you too! Except it won't because you are too scared and too tight fisted to run a real ad campaign. 

And that’s where Shitrr cums along… 

 STOP WORRYING ABOUT ANY OF THAT SHIT! 

With Shitrr, you have no rules or terms of service to follow.   Just paste our promotions everywhere you can and wait for the money to come rolling in.

Plus grow our list as you do - for FREE!

It’s your pretend business. We make up the rules for you.   

So forget about “saying this” or “Avoiding that” and just do what we say and you too can be in full control of your "own business."    

The way it should be - working for us, growing our list and expanding our vast empire of gullible fucks.    

Make Moolah

While You’re Asleep?

Imagine setting this up “ONCE”, and then getting paid while your computer spams the holy hell out of your friends. Then while you wait for your first commission to roll in, Shitrr staff mail you a hundred times a day telling you about more push button shit that takes hours to learn and set-up.  

Shitrr makes us money at ANY TIME of the day and if we make money, you might get a commission.  

There’s really no reason to “butter both sides of the bread” and arse around here... 

The “SHITrr System” flat out “WORKS!” (notice we put 'works' in quotes!) because we say it does.

But the most amazing part... 

It’s an income stream that never stops. As long as you leave your computer on and our autospammer running - Whether you’re awake or not, Shitrr claims to crap out commissions 60/60/24/7/365/10/100/7/11. 

There Must be a Catch?

Of course there is. But we'll gloss over that and just remind you that buy now you must be as excited as a monkey on crack… 

So let's sum up our facts, fake facts and lies… 

Traffic To ANY Offer (but we recommend our offers because we designed this system with those in mind)

100% FREE Low Quality, Slightly Targeted Traffic (remember, we told you traffic equals money)

All-in-one solution (nothing else needed - although you will feel you need all the OTO's and upsells we will be showing you)

It’s as “automated” as it gets. Well it isn't because full automation with AI is becoming possible, but it's as "automated" as we can make it without putting too much time or effort into it.

Combine those four things, and you have what I like to call... “UTTER BULLSHITE!”    

But, remember you asked if there was a catch?   

Yeah I'm not going to answer that - instead tell you what to think...

You might have...

TWO hard questions

So let’s pretend to discuss it…

Is this “Noobie/Idiot Friendly” or “Easy”?

YES, It’s “Beginner Friendly” (But not nearly easy enough)

This was designed to look “EASY” for anybody to set up. 

In fact, most of it is completely “done for you” if you pick up all the handy upsells. Or you can do the work yourself and in as little as eight hours a day.

Just buy it - it's less than $20.

Why wouldn’t everyone do this?

Watch us stack value and heavily discount...

MASSIVE MEGA DEAL!

Normally, this is the kind of “top secret” info that we only share with our VIP inner circle jerk platinum plus plus members. And that could include suckers who have invested upwards of $5,000 or more into our circle of bullshittery… 

But for some reason, or no reason at all, we have decided to open this up to the masses for a short time only.  That short time could be up at any time because frankly we have no idea how long it will be before people see through this one, although by then we'll have our next loophole on the market.

If you are seeing this page right now, which you clearly are because if you weren't then you could not be reading this. Anyway, in a nutsack, you qualify for a massive discount. 

You won’t pay $5,000,0000… 

You won’t pay $100,000… 

You won’t pay even $100… You might be dumb but come on...

Your investment today is peanuts, and I'll probably smash some more off for no good reason in a minute so stick with me here...

Now imagine what could happen if you get Shitrr today and the whole universe magically aligns… 

#1

This actually works as we say that it does 

As unlikely as it is you'll make it through all the training videos and constant reminders about how much you really need the upsells because only a LOSER would waste time thinking for themselves and coming up with their own advertising campaign for a real product...

Let alone actually taking action and realising you're picking up my scraps...   

OR...

#2

This works not as good as we say it does

You were probably never going to stick at it long enough to see a buck anyway, but that doesn't matter because once you're on the inside we'll tell you how to fast track yourself to financial success by simply giving us $10k in exchange for a list of email addresses and a bunch of higher ticket stuff of ours to sell to them.   So if you can’t handle this, then sadly you’re probably not cut out for “make money online”  

But here’s the kick in the conch...

If you realise this is a crock of shit and that it's frankly worthless… Then you can ask us to refund EVERY PENNY BACK!  

We'll then send you through a funnel designed to keep you from refunding because of poor kids in some third world country who you are literally stealing food from and abusing more than Rolf Harris on a cocaine induced romp around a childrens home. 

There is literally ZERO RISK of you getting your investment back. 

Give us your monies now

This button is actually worth clicking on.

Our "Screw the poor kids harder than the pope*" Money back guarantee

Although the bargain discounted price makes SHITRR a total no-brainer, we don’t want to risk ANYTHING holding you back from giving us your money today.

That's why we're giving you a full thirty days to make sure this is for you.

If you follow the four hours of training and do the eight hours of set up and you spam the groups harder than one self help guru got rammed while in prison...

And if you make no money what-so-ever, not even a $0.50c commission on our $1 WTF System... Then you have the right to fill out our refund request form (a simple 45 minute process) and be shown photo's of starving children.

If after all that you still want a refund you probably deserve it, but we'll still post about what a loser you are on social media.

You'll Also Get all these

uncredible bonususes

BONUS NO. 1

How To Grow Your MySpace Following QUICKLY! 

This long forgotten social platform is still home to over 100 web users.

BONUS NO.

How To Do Something really Important, Really Easily, Without doing anything or even thinking about doing it.

BONER NO. 3

50+ Bonuses To Give Away To Your Audience. We just bundled up all our past cheap shit products and we'll let you give them away as bonuses and build our suckers list even more for us!

BONUS NO. 4

Something else unfeasibly good as a bonus. This one is worth $10k real world value.

 Most people have bought bv now

Imagine being able to literally bath in $100 bills while getting sucked off by a high class hooker all for free…

Instead of rolling a stone that gathers no moss...

 Instead of watching a pot that never boils...

 Instead of “really learning” how to make money…

Shitrr will “Show You The Way the truth and the light...” 

This has more “POWER” than my wife's rabbit vibrator and that runs off a 4 stroke generator!

Give us Your Cash

Please?  You will be bazillionaire by lunch time or something.

THE PRICE IS INCREASING ALL THE TIME or NEVER, But it might go up...

BUY NOW TO SECURE A 

“VIP PLATINUM GOLD PLATED DOUBLE BLACK DIAMOND DISCOUNT” 

See You on the inside!

Already Answered Questions

Q. What is “Shitrr?” 

It's like what you'd get if you crossed a unicorn with a magic money tree and a mouse button, disguised as the answer to all your dreams and is the one thing that you've been missing up until now which is why in five years of buying this utter garbage you are still buying it and not actually making any money or achieving anything.

Q. Is this really “Beginner Friendly?”

P.T. Barnum was right when he said "There's a sucker born every minute!" and we know baby suckers don't pop out of their momma's foofoo with experience. So we promise you that you don't need to know anything, just blindly believe, ignore all critical thinking and buy this magic honey pot TODAY! 

Q. How long until you start making money?

It’s illegal to promise any earnings whatsoever, which is convienient. What we can do is tell you when we will make money... Which is the moment you pay for this box of fairy farts.   

Is there really a “100% Money Back Guarantee?” 

Ha ha ha ha!  Yes. But no but... ohh just try it. You won't believe the emotional guilt trip we can send you on and only losers refund anyway.

YOU WILL FAIL!

 WITHOUT common sense

 WITHOUT a fishing license

Brian Brainfart

Results: Zero, not much, nothing, $3 commission, nada, nothing, zero, fuck all, not much - your results may vary.

Even less, lots disappointment, the joy of kicking yourself for being so gullible... again...  but never mind, here is a big photo of some cash.

"The people buying Shitrr and it's slew of totally necessary optional upsells are enabling me to buy a car like this one. And the people using Shitrr can make more than enough to buy a poster with this car on it from me!"

Sammy Ringlicker - partner on this launch.

NOT EVERY ONE IS AS GULLIBLE AS YOU.

Most normal human beings read this and see that it is clearly too good to be true and therefore - it probably is.

But the play-it-safe brigade never have success. You have to be a risk taker, you have to buy into the idea that this might just be the one magic button that really does print cash on demand with no work, no effort, no money, no time....

You won’t pay $10,000…  $5,000, $2500, $1997.97, $1000...

 FUCK ME - YOU STILL HERE?

Beardy Bilal Kurbi

Jimbob Handjob

Paid to be here, gets the list.

* 4 minutes is a number we made up because honestly, no one has really tried this yet, so we just imagined how fast you would like to see results fire out the bung hole and made it a bit less. Your results will vary wildly and you might not get any.

Brian Brainfart

Moshi Boy - Email Manager 

I LOVE YOU

Disclaimer and important information that should be obvious, but just in case...

Shitrr is not a real product. This page is for satirical purposes. You cannot purchase Shitrr. It isn't real.

However...

Clicking on the purchase button takes you to a page that asks you nicely to give us $5 if you've been educated or entertained. We are the modern day version of a busker.  We amuse, entertain and educate and if you like what we've done you pop a few pennies in the hat to show your appreciation.  In exchange we might give you something we feel is worth considerably more than $5 as a thank you for your kind donation.

We use invented names in our satire, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental. 

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental

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*Popes may vary and your pope might be a nice guy and not a paedo defending man in a fish hat.

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